Bruce Willis

I'm a Republican — and everybody write this down because I'm sick of answering this fucking question...I'm a republican only as far as I want a smaller government, I want less government intrusion, I want them to stop pissing on my money and your money, the tax dollars that we give 50 per cent of or 40 per cent of every year, and I want them to be fiscally responsible, and I want these goddamn lobbyists out of Washington. Do that and I'll say I'm a Republican.

You asking me about numerology? I don't believe any of that shit. I mean maybe, who knows?

look, I remember when Jack Kennedy got shot. I remember when the news was just 'Here's what happened and we're going to show you what it is.’ Now the news is manipulated and managed and it's all meant to scare you. They don't show you anything good.

Great teachers can't work as teachers now because they can't afford to raise kids on 35grand a year. So let's throw some money at the problem. Let's not build one more rocket, let’s take one rocket less, one bomb less, and you can solve a lot of problems.

Before I had kids, I was just thinking about myself. I was just all me, my world. When I had my first daughter, Rumer, who’s now a young woman, it was like ‘Oh my God.’ It’s unbelievable the change that came over me. Everything else seems stupid once you have kids.

Entertainment Weekly hates me. They’ve hated me since they’ve been a magazine. Fuck ‘em. And you can go and tell them that...I’m a threat to them. Why does anybody hate anybody? Because they have some beef. Who cares? They can all blow me.